so, let's begin.
now the template for any delicious burrito begins with a flour tortilla.
3 cups unbleached flour
2 tsp. baking powder
1 tsp. salt
4-6 Tbsp. vegetable shortening or lard
about 1 cups warm water
and 1/4 cups of milk.
that's madness. lets mix this shit in a bowl and let it rise (leave it alone covered by a wet towel) for an hour. like whoa, time flies. I'm gonna roll this out super thing throw it on an oiled pan. lets brown it and flip it over. brown it and we're done, put that shit aside, and fuck, this shits gonna shred on your dome.
now we gotta decide what we're gonna put in this warm blanket of goodness. now there has been much bloodshed on the topic of a true breakfast burrito, but i'm biased because lets face it, i'm a fatty. lets get down to it. i like to put bacon. you know how to fry up bacon so do it, but reserve that delicious piggy fat. now we've got four slices so cut up an onion and saute that mother up. oh my god, did you remember to salt those onions? so keep the rest of that piggy fat and cut a potato in to shoestrings and make a little patty and fry it up. you could also use a cheese grater on that shredder setting. in addition we're also going to put fresh tomatoes in it, some frozen green chile(that's GENUINE hatch green chile, not cut jalapenos) and lets use some mild cheddar cheese. so the very last thing we should do is pre scramble some eggs and make what is essentially a omelette. finish up, melt the cheese and wrap it all up in that delicious tortilla. shove this down your gullet and retreat to the sewers to collapse in the fat position.
oh my god. that shit was thrashin! i'm satisfied, was it good for you? maybe we can do it in the but... what?
i'm glad we hung out, i hope we can do it again. listen to this while you make it and it will be even better.
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